- Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
- Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
- Band member: *laughs*
- Me: *laughs*
- Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
- Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
- Band member: What?
- Me: What?
- Band member:
- Me:
- Band member:
- Me:
- Band member:
- Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
- Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
- Me: Poster.
- Band member: But -
- Me: Poster.
Why can’t I be that skinny bitch who eats like a pig but never gets fat. Nigga why do I have to deprive myself from eatin? :(
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